Ewan and his joke. "There's 2 scotsmen walking down the street and they pass a cake shop window and one stops the other and says ,is that a cake or a meranguie?, and the other guy goes no it is a cake" - scots talk fast with heavy accents, so when the guy said "or a meranguie" the other guy thought he said "or am i rang" ("or am i wrong") you really have to be scottish to get it. ... Ewan McGregor Jay Leno