Timothy Mattonen(Tum Tum) and here is a song for you all called Irrelevant. This is the second song that I have written and I hope you all enjoy this song! Also check out my other songs, I Wonder, Snakebit of Love, Dirty Little Boy, and Amaerica! Lyrics. If I was a toaster then I be brave If I was a blanket always be afraid And if I was a vacuum player always be mean and brash But if I could be a basketball I be Steve Nash Oh Oh Oh Nash -ash, whitest player I know Nash Nash, white as ...